HACKED and Inside Information From DuroSport

I apologize for the post below this one. Somehow our server was hacked into and I don’t know how to delete that message. I think DuroSport Fanatic must have given himself a higher permission level than mine. Typical DuroSport.

I just wanted to let everyone know that we now have an operative inside of the DuroSport company. We’re getting lots of good information that I think we can use in the class action lawsuit. Take a look at this recent complaint:

I was arrested while attempting to board a flight from Texas to South Korea while carrying a Prism DuroSport 6000. The department of homeland security indicated that carrying the device on a plane may be a felony, and additionally the State Department expressed concerns that I was leaving the country (Or “exporting” as they called it) with the DuroSport (or “radiological device” as they referred to it.) I have not noticed any such information on the FAQ and would like, to therefore, return my Prism6000 for a refund.

8 Responses to “HACKED and Inside Information From DuroSport”

  1. AKALucifer says:

    ‘By popular demand’ Durosport has now printed it’s own range of T-Shirts.

    As if their terribly designed ‘retro’ logo wasn’t funny enough it also includes the phrase “Your music will never escape” Which is sort of appropriate considering their dodgy conversion program.

  2. Angry Prism DuroSport Owner says:

    You should see their sweatshirts. They say “I’m waiting for my Prism DuroSport to warm up”.

  3. Mike says:

    ha, after reading all of this, and reviewing the product.. I was actually so disgusted that I called their support line to tell them they suck. I got a call back from Molodav today, which is apparently the high-tech center of the universe, and was told by one of their associates that I suck. Ha.

  4. Nick says:

    My fiancee got me a DuroSport for my birthday. It totally sucks.

    I hate this damn thing.

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  6. Brett says:

    Brett…

    kinda makes you wonder….

  7. Garett says:

    Garett…

    kinda makes you wonder….

  8. Irma says:

    Irma…

    this is why i always pick my nose….

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